DAVID STANSFIELD (AUTHOR)

'...but the real star of the show was R & R otherwise known as Miss Rodent Rapper. She was a famous female rat who was always angry with people from the town who described rats and mice as dirty. "It's grown up people and children who throw their litter around," she often shouted to anybody within hearing distance.

Miss Rodent climbed gracefully into the pulpit. She wore a big bath plug on a metal chain around her neck. She had shiny milk bottle tops for earrings and boasted a long black dustbin liner for an elegant cloak. With a 'Yo Yo Yo' she launched into her first rap 'Kidz R Kool.'